Roman for Congress - Last Will & Testament
Being of sound mind and body, I hereby leave to my children and heirs, my country. I am sorry I didn’t leave it to you the way I found it. It is now politically correct and bankrupt, spiritually, morally and financially.
I thought I left you Freedom of Speech, but the “Fairness Doctrine” outlawed free speech. I wasn’t allowed to correct the politicians, it might offend them. I couldn’t criticize people who didn’t work and took money from the government, it offended them. I couldn’t pray in public for the soldiers fighting for our country, a former Ku Klux Klansman Supreme Court Judge made up a law in 1947 that said I couldn’t pray or say the name of Jesus in public. That might offend someone.
I tried to leave you secure in your person, house, paper and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures, but the Patriot Act changed that.
I tried to leave you something of value, but no one would help me. They were too busy watching football, baseball or basketball on TV. Others were watching degrading films and programs on TV. Many were too busy trying to feed their habits and vices.
The only thing I left you was the right to bear arms. They haven’t taken that away yet, but it’s not for lack of trying. You will soon find out that this one possession I leave you will have to be used to take back all the other freedoms that were taken away from you.
God Bless You
Your Loving Dad
I thought I left you Freedom of Speech, but the “Fairness Doctrine” outlawed free speech. I wasn’t allowed to correct the politicians, it might offend them. I couldn’t criticize people who didn’t work and took money from the government, it offended them. I couldn’t pray in public for the soldiers fighting for our country, a former Ku Klux Klansman Supreme Court Judge made up a law in 1947 that said I couldn’t pray or say the name of Jesus in public. That might offend someone.
I tried to leave you secure in your person, house, paper and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures, but the Patriot Act changed that.
I tried to leave you something of value, but no one would help me. They were too busy watching football, baseball or basketball on TV. Others were watching degrading films and programs on TV. Many were too busy trying to feed their habits and vices.
The only thing I left you was the right to bear arms. They haven’t taken that away yet, but it’s not for lack of trying. You will soon find out that this one possession I leave you will have to be used to take back all the other freedoms that were taken away from you.
God Bless You
Your Loving Dad
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